February, 2007 Archives

Anna asks:

What’s your fave sport?
Baseball, Baseball and more Baseball. Baseball rules.
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The Final Questions

Update #1: This is suppose to be 50 Odd Things About Me…but it seems this meme was cut short and there are actually 44 questions here. So, to be fair, where this is a question missing, I’m allowing you to ask a question…I guess. You got a question, ask it. I’ll pick 6 and answer them. (Look for the OMG!WTF!BBQ! INSTANT QUESTION!! ??????????)

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50 Odd Things About Me.

I found this at: http://www.failratio.net/ Enjoy!

What Porn Has Taught Us

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than
satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women are noisy phucks.

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What Porn Has Taught Us